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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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