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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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