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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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