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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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