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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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