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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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