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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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