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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺

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