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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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