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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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