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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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