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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮

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