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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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