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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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