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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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