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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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