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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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