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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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