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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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