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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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