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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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