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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tilly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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