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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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