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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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