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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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