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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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