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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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