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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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