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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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