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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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