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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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