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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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