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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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