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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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