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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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