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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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