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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Frodo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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