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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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