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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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