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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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