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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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