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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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