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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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