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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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