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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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