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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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