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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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