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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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