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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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