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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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