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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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