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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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