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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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