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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛

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