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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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