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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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