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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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