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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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