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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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