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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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