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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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