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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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