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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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