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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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