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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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